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Post by General Smithers on May 31, 2016 7:20:14 GMT
What is the best invention in the world to you? Not what you think is the best invention ever like some kind of amazing medical invention that saved lives, but something you couldn't go without in YOUR life. For me it would have to be headphones. I can't imagine my life without headphones. Being able to listen to music while out walking has led to many amazing experiences. Being able to lay in bed and listen to whatever I want whenever I want without disturbing other people is priceless. Also using them to block out other annoying noises...the sound of some fool talking for instance, is magnificent. Having to live without headphones would be terrible. All hail Nathaniel Baldwin, inventor of headphones:  |
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Post by Engel on May 31, 2016 7:42:31 GMT
t'internet
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Post by General Smithers on May 31, 2016 7:45:39 GMT
Couldn't live without your supply of free porn, could ya MISSY!? |
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Post by Engel on May 31, 2016 7:48:10 GMT
Couldn't live without your supply of free porn, could ya MISSY!? Couldn't live without many things the internet provides. Imagine missing out on the Smithers n Bartman love saga? That would be crushing! |
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Post by LeeClaire on May 31, 2016 7:54:33 GMT
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Post by Alan-P on May 31, 2016 8:03:55 GMT
BUt there is American beer in that picture  |
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Post by Kimbo on May 31, 2016 8:52:35 GMT
Ze gitar
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Post by Alan-P on May 31, 2016 9:24:53 GMT
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Post by theglassprisoner on May 31, 2016 9:45:19 GMT
Squat racks
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 9:46:33 GMT
Toilet paper, life would suck without it.
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Post by Alan-P on May 31, 2016 9:56:48 GMT
Toilet paper, life would suck without it.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 10:49:28 GMT
Toilet paper, life would suck without it.  |
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Post by Kimbo on May 31, 2016 11:18:05 GMT
I'd rather have the Teuffel Birdfish |
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Post by Alan-P on May 31, 2016 11:32:05 GMT
That can be arranged.... A-hole  |
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Post by Jayzon on May 31, 2016 18:12:36 GMT
Masturbation has to be up there.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 18:21:43 GMT
Vaccines. Or we'd all be dead.
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Post by Alan-P on May 31, 2016 18:24:50 GMT
Vaccines. Or we'd all be dead. Speak for yourself, wuss. |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 18:30:34 GMT
Recording devices (tapes, albums, CDs, etc). In the past, music was something only afforded to rich on a regular basis. Performance troupes would pass through towns on rare occasion but usually, the only music the average person heard was what they could sing themselves and if they were lucky, their local tavern might have hired a musician to play for a couple of nights. Imagine how lucky we are to hear the music we love whenever we want?
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 18:36:38 GMT
Video games  |
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Post by lordcatfish on May 31, 2016 18:41:38 GMT
That can be arranged.... A-hole Alan-P, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute. |
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Post by Engel on May 31, 2016 19:04:34 GMT
booze, all kinds - except vodka. Vodka is a vile concoction.
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Post by Alan-P on May 31, 2016 19:25:14 GMT
That can be arranged.... A-hole Alan-P, you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statute. Shit, fuck, arse, pig fanny... |
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Post by Engel on May 31, 2016 19:34:51 GMT
who let Father Jack in? :p
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Post by Alan-P on May 31, 2016 19:53:17 GMT
who let Father Jack in? :p Focking boids again.... |
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Post by Baba Yaga on May 31, 2016 19:59:52 GMT
Monster condoms, for my Magnum dong.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 20:09:27 GMT
Electric shaver.
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Post by Bartman on May 31, 2016 20:40:27 GMT
booze, all kinds - except vodka. Vodka is a vile concoction. this is a GOOD post. every point here is legit.  |
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2016 21:06:15 GMT
booze, all kinds - except vodka. Vodka is a vile concoction. this is a GOOD post. every point here is legit. Vodka is the only thing I can drink! Any other kind of hard liquor makes me want to hurl just thinking about it! I don't know how people get brandy/gin/bourbon....any of that shit down their throats! |
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Post by Bartman on May 31, 2016 22:36:01 GMT
Vodka is the only thing I can drink! Any other kind of hard liquor makes me want to hurl just thinking about it! I don't know how people get brandy/gin/bourbon....any of that shit down their throats! i got really drunk off of vodka when i was 16 and since then have barely been able to drink it! i've had very good (and very strong, ooft) salt water licorice vodkas and very nice blueberry vodka (which stains everything) but normally i cannot go near the stuff (unless it has been mixed w/ red bull)! bourbon, gin and whisky are ace and i enjoy them straight or with a nice mixer: tho tbh having whisky w/ anything other than water is not something done at all often. i think i had brandy once at a family event when i was 14 and have not had it since! can't say rum is something i have too often (and enjoy even less) and whatever the heck southern comfort is nice too! engel and i are doing the national stereotype a grand service here |
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Post by rocky on May 31, 2016 23:21:24 GMT
The best invention is probably the flushing toilet, invented by Sir John Harrington and a couple other people, however a man named Thomas CRAPPER, yes that's his name, invented the ballcock which makes a flushing toilet work better  |
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