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Post by General Smithers on Apr 13, 2018 7:55:47 GMT
HR you're worse than those old ladies who think they saw an angel while in the kitchen baking muffins.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2018 18:25:17 GMT
I once sharted in my pants during a shopping trip.
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Post by General Smithers on Jun 26, 2018 18:27:33 GMT
I once sharted in my pants during a shopping trip. That's not paranormal. In fact, that's probably quite normal for you.
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Post by ford71V8 on Jun 27, 2018 0:15:15 GMT
I once sharted in my pants during a shopping trip.
That's paralytic-normal.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2018 10:00:07 GMT
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Post by LeeClaire on Nov 24, 2018 14:07:05 GMT
Anybody else watch BuzzFeed Unsolved? Pretty entertaining for a show on which they never find anything. I think I like it because they don't try to hype up shit that isn't there, don't fake anything and are full-on with humor. However, the latest episode was a bit of a cunt because they went to the house of a BuzzFeed employee who probably has raccoons in the attic, kids who have night terrors and she herself has sleep paralysis. Or she's crazy. But the worst bit was they brought a goddamn, motherfucking psychic who they didn't treat like an asshole charlatan. Especially when he tells the woman who owns the "haunted" house that her husband's dead father says hi and makes her cry. And, I assume because of the two guests, the skeptic host seems to hold back on his skepticism.
I really hate psychics.
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Post by SicJes on Nov 24, 2018 15:10:56 GMT
I sat down with a gypsy fortune teller when I was 16 at the carnival by the ocean in Maine. She knew all about me, it was really cool. She was as authentic as they get. Spooky dark candle lit room, beads hanging in the entrance, crystal ball, all that stuff.
She was spot on with facts about me that no one really knew about me, and, my visit with her was a spur of the moment thing that no one I knew could have predicted and set me up.
After a very detailed reading, not some generic horoscope BS, she told me to make 3 wishes. 2 of them came true almost immediately, the third I'm still waiting on.
Wish #1 was to meet Metallica, who, back in the 90s (and obviously still today) was one of the biggest bands on the planet. Within a few months of my wish I received meet and greet passes through an organization I was participating in as a surprise, I still have the letter from Q Prime somewhere informing me where to pick them up the day of the show and what to bring etc. The day I got that surprise letter I was climbing lampposts in the street and screaming with joy.
Wish #2 was a private family thing, but it came true not long after as well.
Wish #3, I'm still waiting on, but I have faith, it's just not the right time in my life for it yet.
So, yes, I believe the power of psychics, wishes, and willing the universe/God to change your reality.
Time and time again, I have experienced such phenomenon, and there is a bit of magical/psychic powers that run through my father's side of the family, which in turn I seem to have passed on to one of my kids who freaks me out regularly with his clairvoyance abilities.
None of that Miss Cleo BS though you see on late night TV.
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Post by LeeClaire on Nov 24, 2018 20:28:04 GMT
I sat down with a gypsy fortune teller when I was 16 at the carnival by the ocean in Maine. She knew all about me, it was really cool. She was as authentic as they get. Spooky dark candle lit room, beads hanging in the entrance, crystal ball, all that stuff. She was spot on with facts about me that no one really knew about me, and, my visit with her was a spur of the moment thing that no one I knew could have predicted and set me up. After a very detailed reading, not some generic horoscope BS, she told me to make 3 wishes. 2 of them came true almost immediately, the third I'm still waiting on. Wish #1 was to meet Metallica, who, back in the 90s (and obviously still today) was one of the biggest bands on the planet. Within a few months of my wish I received meet and greet passes through an organization I was participating in as a surprise, I still have the letter from Q Prime somewhere informing me where to pick them up the day of the show and what to bring etc. The day I got that surprise letter I was climbing lampposts in the street and screaming with joy. Wish #2 was a private family thing, but it came true not long after as well. Wish #3, I'm still waiting on, but I have faith, it's just not the right time in my life for it yet. So, yes, I believe the power of psychics, wishes, and willing the universe/God to change your reality. Time and time again, I have experienced such phenomenon, and there is a bit of magical/psychic powers that run through my father's side of the family, which in turn I seem to have passed on to one of my kids who freaks me out regularly with his clairvoyance abilities. None of that Miss Cleo BS though you see on late night TV. Did you sit there silently as she told you what was what, or did you engage her? The stuff you believe in and the Miss Cleo nonsense is the exact same bullshit. If it isn't, you and your kids should be able to win James Randi's million dollar challenge.
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Post by SicJes on Nov 24, 2018 23:04:05 GMT
No, seriously Lee Claire, I just sat there and said nothing while she held my hand and gazed into my soul.
If you have the attitude that it's all BS, then you close that door.
I have had countless "lucky" breaks. Never more than what I actually need in the moment though. I find money and items of value on a seemingly weekly bases, or run into just the right people at just the right time. The universe provides you with what you need, not necessarily what you want.
I buy loto tickets every once in a while, and I win. Not a million bucks, but a hundred here and there, enough to pay off a bill or something.
You need to open your mind Lee Claire. The power of synchronicity is real, and there for you when you're ready for it.
You should read the book "The Artist's Way". Its is a fun interactive workshop in a book. It will teach you how the laws of attraction and positive thinking can play a huge part in your life. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Don't fight it, embrace it!
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Post by LeeClaire on Nov 24, 2018 23:22:52 GMT
No, seriously Lee Claire, I just sat there and said nothing while she held my hand and gazed into my soul. If you have the attitude that it's all BS, then you close that door. I have had countless "lucky" breaks. Never more than what I actually need in the moment though. I find money and items of value on a seemingly weekly bases, or run into just the right people at just the right time. The universe provides you with what you need, not necessarily what you want. I buy loto tickets every once in a while, and I win. Not a million bucks, but a hundred here and there, enough to pay off a bill or something. You need to open your mind Lee Claire. The power of synchronicity is real, and there for you when you're ready for it. You should read the book "The Artist's Way". Its is a fun interactive workshop in a book. It will teach you how the laws of attraction and positive thinking can play a huge part in your life. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Don't fight it, embrace it! The universe does not give a baker's fuck about you. Everything you've described can be explained via coincidence unless you're able to prove it. And since you're making the claim that these things are real and that you're special -- get to proving. And I 100% do not believe that you say there like a more while a gypsy peered into your soul. Firstly, there's no proof that souls exist. Secondly, that gypsy was almost certainly using cold reading on your gullible ass and you either can't, or don't want to remember.
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Post by SicJes on Nov 25, 2018 1:11:35 GMT
Lee, what are you missing in life that keeps you so negative? Honestly, not dissing you or anything, but over the years you've come across as a very negative person consistently, unless we are fantasizing about spaceships and Shakira. So what gives? You don't need to answer, just be honest while answering yourself. I wish you the best and hope you find what you are looking for. You can have it all if you open your heart to what is right there waiting for you.
Peace and love brother :)
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Post by LeeClaire on Nov 25, 2018 1:49:49 GMT
Lee, what are you missing in life that keeps you so negative? Honestly, not dissing you or anything, but over the years you've come across as a very negative person consistently, unless we are fantasizing about spaceships and Shakira. So what gives? You don't need to answer, just be honest while answering yourself. I wish you the best and hope you find what you are looking for. You can have it all if you open your heart to what is right there waiting for you. Peace and love brother :) Well-done steak. Now get in touch with the universe and ask it to show me that it actually does think you're special and allows you to win the lottery, find money and probably one day fly.
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Post by General Smithers on Nov 25, 2018 2:14:06 GMT
Sic Jes, I have one simple question for you. Why, when tested under proper conditions by skeptics and scientists do people with paranormal claims always fail? As Lee stated, there is one million dollars up for grabs from the skeptic James Randi if anyone can prove they have psychic abilities. You'll probably say its because the skeptics arent "open" to the experience but that is bullshit. Scientists are always looking for new things to discover and they would win countless awards and accolades if they were the first to prove something paranormal actually exists, so why would they not be open to it? Besides, if the universe actually cares about us as you say, wouldn't it be trying to prove that it cares to the skeptics by reacting most strongly to them, rather than only acting paranormal to those who are gulliable and already "believe"?
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Post by SicJes on Nov 25, 2018 2:42:37 GMT
I believe its in all of us, hardwired in our animal instincts. Some people can unknowingly tap into that. How many stories are there of folks who just felt a weird kind of ill on the morning of 911 and dicided to call in sick? How many parents just get that gut feeling that something is wrong, out of no where, with their kid who is away at summer camp, only to get a call a bit later saying their kid got badly injured or something? How many times have you had some random song in your head and then turned on the radio at it is playing? There are to many scenarios like that to just chalk it up as coincidence in my opinion. There is more to our brains and how nature works then we could ever understand. Its all about instincts and intuition. Some call it faith, some call it luck. You can call it BS if you want to, but I strongly disagree. Its there and its real.
Try it for yourself. Wake up early tomorrow, and on a piece of paper, write down 2 or 3 things that you need. Not a million dollars or something crazy, start small. A new camera lens to replace a broken one, a silly hat that will make you feel young, a book that you have always wanted to read etc. The act of bringing those thoughts out of your mind and out into the real physical world will yield results frighteningly fast. Just be ready to accept the help from the least likely places. Its fun. Try it. And no, asking for a bigger cock won't work, but maybe you'll meet some nice midget girl on the bus ride home. Who knows...
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Post by General Smithers on Nov 25, 2018 3:35:22 GMT
I believe its in all of us, hardwired in our animal instincts. Some people can unknowingly tap into that. How many stories are there of folks who just felt a weird kind of ill on the morning of 911 and dicided to call in sick? How many parents just get that gut feeling that something is wrong, out of no where, with their kid who is away at summer camp, only to get a call a bit later saying their kid got badly injured or something? How many times have you had some random song in your head and then turned on the radio at it is playing? There are to many scenarios like that to just chalk it up as coincidence in my opinion. There is more to our brains and how nature works then we could ever understand. Its all about instincts and intuition. Some call it faith, some call it luck. You can call it BS if you want to, but I strongly disagree. Its there and its real. Try it for yourself. Wake up early tomorrow, and on a piece of paper, write down 2 or 3 things that you need. Not a million dollars or something crazy, start small. A new camera lens to replace a broken one, a silly hat that will make you feel young, a book that you have always wanted to read etc. The act of bringing those thoughts out of your mind and out into the real physical world will yield results frighteningly fast. Just be ready to accept the help from the least likely places. Its fun. Try it. And no, asking for a bigger cock won't work, but maybe you'll meet some nice midget girl on the bus ride home. Who knows... You ask how many times has someone had a gut feeling that proved to be correct. But have you also asked how many times people have had an intuition that turned out to be wrong? I think you will find that people are wrong more often than they are right, its just that they remember the times they were right and forget all the times they were wrong. So its hardly surprising people think they are masters of interal revelations from the universe. Its called bias and self delusion mixed with coincidence... You also seem to be confusing the power of positive thinking with the supernatural. I believe in the power of positive thinking for sure, but theres nothing supernatural about it, its just your mind focusing on what you want, not the universe magically bringing it to you. That sounds like some Oprah Winfrey "The Secret" type bullshit.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2018 12:16:55 GMT
David Icke believes paranormal experiences are due to inter dimensional interactions.
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Post by LeeClaire on Nov 27, 2018 0:12:32 GMT
David Icke is a fuck head.
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Post by General Smithers on Nov 27, 2018 6:20:11 GMT
David Icke is a fuck head. Well according to Sic Jes and his magical universe woo woo, if we just think enough about wanting David Icke dead, the universe will grant our wish and he will be killed. If David Icke is found dead tomorrow morning, I take back everything I said Sic Jes. And I'll give you a blowjob.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2018 20:13:04 GMT
I believe its in all of us, hardwired in our animal instincts. Some people can unknowingly tap into that. How many stories are there of folks who just felt a weird kind of ill on the morning of 911 and dicided to call in sick? How many parents just get that gut feeling that something is wrong, out of no where, with their kid who is away at summer camp, only to get a call a bit later saying their kid got badly injured or something? How many times have you had some random song in your head and then turned on the radio at it is playing? There are to many scenarios like that to just chalk it up as coincidence in my opinion. I can chalk it up as coincidence. I do so due to rationality and not having a desire for the paranormal. If one is less rational, less likely to look at all possibilities, one just might find themselves just calling things paranormal, especially if there is a particular bias one has in wanting it to be real.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 29, 2018 2:41:04 GMT
HR you're worse than those old ladies who think they saw an angel while in the kitchen baking muffins.
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Post by LeeClaire on Nov 30, 2018 1:54:47 GMT
David Icke believes paranormal experiences are due to inter dimensional interactions. David Icke is a fuck head. Well according to Sic Jes and his magical universe woo woo, if we just think enough about wanting David Icke dead, the universe will grant our wish and he will be killed. If David Icke is found dead tomorrow morning, I take back everything I said Sic Jes. And I'll give you a blowjob.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2020 20:25:45 GMT
omg
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2020 10:54:29 GMT
Knocking on the bathroom door, no one there.
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Post by ford71V8 on May 28, 2020 2:30:40 GMT
Knocking on the bathroom door, no one there. Stop knocking and go on in then
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Post by General Smithers on May 28, 2020 9:17:26 GMT
Knocking on the bathroom door, no one there. Stop knocking and go on in then Upon which he will find me STROKING MY SHAFT.
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Post by ford71V8 on May 29, 2020 2:20:29 GMT
Stop knocking and go on in then Upon which he will find me STROKING MY SHAFT.
hey what else would you be doing in HRs bathroom
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Post by Awake on Jun 13, 2020 18:51:34 GMT
I believe the Enfield Poltergeist was a genuine case. That's because you're fucked in the head. A genuine nut case *BADOOMTISH*
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Post by Prometheus426 on Sept 21, 2023 18:09:14 GMT
What do you guys think?
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