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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2016 3:46:00 GMT
There's a haunted pub/hotel near where i live, it has 3 ghosts and one of them is a dog apparently. Thinking about staying a few nights there.  Hopefully the rape demon is your concierge. A Succubus? Hopefully.  |
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Post by Kimbo on Jun 17, 2016 7:32:24 GMT
Hopefully the rape demon is your concierge. A Succubus? Hopefully.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2016 12:40:10 GMT
A Succubus? Hopefully. Eh, I've done worse. |
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Post by General Smithers on Jun 18, 2016 5:23:56 GMT
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Post by Mob on Jun 24, 2016 22:17:35 GMT
Ghosts don't exist and Jesus was a charlatan. I thought the same.....until I lived in a haunted house. I'll tell you this, if you ever hear doorbells ringing in the wee hours of the morning right before you wake up or have unexplained scratches on your back and neck that you couldn't possibly have made yourself, gtfo of where ever you're at and don't look back! I'm so clumsy that i usually have scratches and black marks on my body from hitting into spaces without even knowing then i find ipout about it hours or days later. However, one time i was home alone and i was cleaning the house, then i kept hearing this noise, as if there was someone slamming the door but the door was totally open and i could see it open. Everytime i resume cleaning, i would hear the sMe noise again, it was the wind causimg the window in the bathroom to slam |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2016 22:37:41 GMT
Think you mean a ghost was slamming the window.
Wind don't exist, that's why we call them ghostows and not windows.
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Post by Mob on Jun 25, 2016 6:20:31 GMT
Aaaaaah yeah inddee, can i name the ghost? I want to call it fifi
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2016 16:17:27 GMT
So, I went to my mom's house yesterday because she was having some packages delivered which I told her multiple times she need to be home to sign for so they wouldn't just leave it by the door for it to be stolen so of course she wasn't there and they just left them outside the house.  So I went over there to bring the packages in and I was gonna sit and watch some TV or whatever until I had to go back to work. First weird thing that happened....none of the TVs worked. My mom doesn't have cable or anything, just regular antenna. She has 3 separate TVs in the house, all with their own separate analog receivers, but NONE of them worked! They all had this weird really white static and were making a weird 'whiring' sound...strange. So I decided to sit and just browse on my phone until it was time to go. Weird thing number two. For the whole 30 minutes I was there, the screen door was making a distinct, very loud knocking sound...like someone was knocking on it. It was very clear and very unmistakable.  Phantom knocks. Weird thing number 3, I went outside to go. As I approached my car there was a SWARM of dragonflies by it! I'm talkin 15-20 dragonflies. We don't live anywhere near any water and it was 50 degrees out yesterday...plus, I don't think I've ever seen a dragonfly over there as long as I lived there....just weird. So later on I ask my mom, are the TVs out? Nope they're working fine. It the screen door knocking? Nope! But of course my mom believes me because she's had her own creepy experiences in that house and now stays in a hotel (she gets free comps from gambling so much) at least 1 week out of every month so she doesn't have to be there. So my questions is, I want this ghost out! Does anyone know how to get rid of ghosts.....? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2016 16:33:37 GMT
So, I went to my mom's house yesterday because she was having some packages delivered which I told her multiple times she need to be home to sign for so they wouldn't just leave it by the door for it to be stolen so of course she wasn't there and they just left them outside the house. So I went over there to bring the packages in and I was gonna sit and watch some TV or whatever until I had to go back to work. First weird thing that happened....none of the TVs worked. My mom doesn't have cable or anything, just regular antenna. She has 3 separate TVs in the house, all with their own separate analog receivers, but NONE of them worked! They all had this weird really white static and were making a weird 'whiring' sound...strange. So I decided to sit and just browse on my phone until it was time to go. Weird thing number two. For the whole 30 minutes I was there, the screen door was making a distinct, very loud knocking sound...like someone was knocking on it. It was very clear and very unmistakable. Phantom knocks. Weird thing number 3, I went outside to go. As I approached my car there was a SWARM of dragonflies by it! I'm talkin 15-20 dragonflies. We don't live anywhere near any water and it was 50 degrees out yesterday...plus, I don't think I've ever seen a dragonfly over there as long as I lived there....just weird. So later on I ask my mom, are the TVs out? Nope they're working fine. It the screen door knocking? Nope! But of course my mom believes me because she's had her own creepy experiences in that house and now stays in a hotel (she gets free comps from gambling so much) at least 1 week out of every month so she doesn't have to be there. So my questions is, I want this ghost out! Does anyone know how to get rid of ghosts.....? Sounds like kotowboy has found out where your mum lives. |
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Post by Alan-P on Dec 7, 2016 16:36:09 GMT
So, I went to my mom's house yesterday because she was having some packages delivered which I told her multiple times she need to be home to sign for so they wouldn't just leave it by the door for it to be stolen so of course she wasn't there and they just left them outside the house. So I went over there to bring the packages in and I was gonna sit and watch some TV or whatever until I had to go back to work. First weird thing that happened....none of the TVs worked. My mom doesn't have cable or anything, just regular antenna. She has 3 separate TVs in the house, all with their own separate analog receivers, but NONE of them worked! They all had this weird really white static and were making a weird 'whiring' sound...strange. So I decided to sit and just browse on my phone until it was time to go. Weird thing number two. For the whole 30 minutes I was there, the screen door was making a distinct, very loud knocking sound...like someone was knocking on it. It was very clear and very unmistakable. Phantom knocks. Weird thing number 3, I went outside to go. As I approached my car there was a SWARM of dragonflies by it! I'm talkin 15-20 dragonflies. We don't live anywhere near any water and it was 50 degrees out yesterday...plus, I don't think I've ever seen a dragonfly over there as long as I lived there....just weird. So later on I ask my mom, are the TVs out? Nope they're working fine. It the screen door knocking? Nope! But of course my mom believes me because she's had her own creepy experiences in that house and now stays in a hotel (she gets free comps from gambling so much) at least 1 week out of every month so she doesn't have to be there. So my questions is, I want this ghost out! Does anyone know how to get rid of ghosts.....? Get a piano and then play this piece of music  |
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Post by ford71V8 on Dec 8, 2016 0:16:15 GMT
Go to Mobs cafe to watch TV
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Post by LeeClaire on Dec 8, 2016 7:33:26 GMT
Does anyone know how to get rid of ghosts.....? Repeatedly ask it if you should meet up with some dickkhole from the Metallica forums while never having one of your boobs "accidentally" flop out. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 8:40:23 GMT
It might be the Ringu curse. Did a ghostly figure step out of a well and crawl out of the TV? Get rid of all your old VHS tapes.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 13:58:07 GMT
Does anyone know how to get rid of ghosts.....? Repeatedly ask it if you should meet up with some dickkhole from the Metallica forums while never having one of your boobs "accidentally" flop out. What are you trying to imply LeeClaire? Huh?? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY??? |
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Post by LeeClaire on Dec 8, 2016 19:06:10 GMT
Repeatedly ask it if you should meet up with some dickkhole from the Metallica forums while never having one of your boobs "accidentally" flop out. What are you trying to imply LeeClaire? Huh?? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY??? That you need to hurry up and and pick someone from the Metallica forums to meet so you can get hilariously murdered, and that you presumably have floppy tits. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 19:13:56 GMT
What are you trying to imply LeeClaire? Huh?? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY??? That you need to hurry up and and pick someone from the Metallica forums to meet so you can get hilariously murdered, and that you presumably have floppy tits. They're like two, dried-out, over-hard fried eggs....THEY'RE DOWN TO MY TOES! |
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Post by Hero for an hour on Dec 8, 2016 19:45:22 GMT
That you need to hurry up and and pick someone from the Metallica forums to meet so you can get hilariously murdered, and that you presumably have floppy tits. They're like two, dried-out, over-hard fried eggs....THEY'RE DOWN TO MY TOES! That's just a tad too much information. Just a tad. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 20:15:03 GMT
They're like two, dried-out, over-hard fried eggs....THEY'RE DOWN TO MY TOES! That's just a tad too much information. Just a tad. Lol....yeah, I was joking. I wouldn't realisticly describe my boobs you know...they aren't like hard-fried eggs. More like medium fried eggs! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 20:16:10 GMT
That's just a tad too much information. Just a tad. Lol....yeah, I was joking. I wouldn't realisticly describe my boobs you know...they aren't like hard-fried eggs. More like medium fried eggs!  |
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Post by Hero for an hour on Dec 8, 2016 21:03:30 GMT
That's just a tad too much information. Just a tad. Lol....yeah, I was joking. I wouldn't realisticly describe my boobs you know...they aren't like hard-fried eggs. More like medium fried eggs! I was joking, too. I mean, you can't take more than half of the posts on this board seriously and it's good that way. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2016 19:25:54 GMT
I was taking a shower once in the morning and could swear i heard someone walking around outside the bathroom. Everybody was asleep, there was nobody there. |
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Post by Mob on Dec 17, 2016 21:40:33 GMT
Who's everybody?
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Post by LeeClaire on Apr 7, 2018 6:57:02 GMT
 This is going to be me as a ghost. |
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Post by General Smithers on Apr 10, 2018 8:14:49 GMT
I was taking a shower once in the morning and could swear i heard someone walking around outside the bathroom. Everybody was asleep, there was nobody there. That's known as audio pareidolia. The brain misinterprets the white noise of the shower running as other noises. It's why so many people get in the shower and think they hear the phone ringing then race out only to find it wasn't ringing at all. Either that or it was a rape demon coming for your LILY WHITE ASS. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2018 9:59:16 GMT
I was taking a shower once in the morning and could swear i heard someone walking around outside the bathroom. Everybody was asleep, there was nobody there. That's known as audio pareidolia. The brain misinterprets the white noise of the shower running as other noises. It's why so many people get in the shower and think they hear the phone ringing then race out only to find it wasn't ringing at all. Or it could have been a ghost ya cocksucker...  |
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Post by ford71V8 on Apr 11, 2018 0:14:06 GMT
Or it could have been a cocksucker ya ghost...
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Post by Alan-P on Apr 11, 2018 15:02:03 GMT
Or the Phantom Gobbler...
Any Navy folks here??
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2018 10:03:18 GMT
I believe the Enfield Poltergeist was a genuine case.
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Post by Alan-P on Apr 12, 2018 12:02:21 GMT
I believe the Enfield Poltergeist was a genuine case. Yeah, nah. In my day we call that jumping on the bed  |
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Post by LeeClaire on Apr 12, 2018 21:05:38 GMT
I believe the Enfield Poltergeist was a genuine case. That's because you're fucked in the head. |
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Phantom knocks. Weird thing number 3, I went outside to go. As I approached my car there was a SWARM of dragonflies by it! I'm talkin 15-20 dragonflies. We don't live anywhere near any water and it was 50 degrees out yesterday...plus, I don't think I've ever seen a dragonfly over there as long as I lived there....just weird.
